Every year, around this period, when the seasons change and the cold winds blow...it happens. Free flu vaccinations, increased tissue sales and runny noses. And without fail, one of us will catch the dreaded cold, and pass it on to the other.Hubby caught it after coming back from Sydney, and now, I have been infected. I know how they say sharing is caring but this is one thing that he can keep to himself. I hate the whole scratchy throat and Rudolph-red nose...and I especially hate the coughing, blocked nose and general tiredness.
But it's too late - I've caught it and now, I'll just have to let it run its course. *sigh*
On a lighter side, I found this poem quite hilarious. My colleague sent it to me today, after hearing that I was unwell...
Love Story
I will seek and find you.
I shall take you to bed and have my way with you.
I shall make you ache, shake & sweat
Until you moan and groan.
I will make you beg for mercy,
Beg for me to stop.
I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I'm finished with you.
And when I'm finished,
You will be weak for days.
All my love,
The Flu
I will seek and find you.
I shall take you to bed and have my way with you.
I shall make you ache, shake & sweat
Until you moan and groan.
I will make you beg for mercy,
Beg for me to stop.
I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I'm finished with you.
And when I'm finished,
You will be weak for days.
All my love,
The Flu
Now get your mind out of the gutter and go get your flu shot!
8 comments:
Ahahaha! :D
Lynn & I are recovering from it too.
Hope you and hubby get well very soon. n_n
I am still suffering from mine.
Damn flu just won't leave me alone.
You and your gutter poems. You really should write a book like Puggy.
So far no flu has gotten the better of me. *touches wood*
awww...
rest babe..and someone told me once that HOT PASSIONATE S#X is the best thing to combat the flu!
i guess it makes sense with all the groaning - clearing the phelghm and sweating - due to the rigorous errr moves.
try it! twice a day BEFORE meals.
I like your fairygodmother ... she gives good advice.
Will try the medication method tonight.
maggie: Hope you guys are well by now! And have you changed mobile numbers?
izchan: Hope you get better too!!!
izso: Wasn't me...I got it from someone else. And would you buy a book if I wrote one? ;P
fairygodmother: Really? I thought the exchange of bodily fluid just meant that you just keep reinfecting each other ;P
izchan: Hehehehe...my fairygodmother always looks out for me ;)
Moo : Why not? Whether I read it or not is another matter. I promise to read Pugs and your book if you do decide to write one. Make sure you put me into your acknowledgements :P
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